Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Buhtt sex?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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