I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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