i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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