I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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