'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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