Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
We need to feng shui this bitch.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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