You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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