i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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