At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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