I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I need water and some morals
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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