Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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