I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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