Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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