in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
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And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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