Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Intervention is following me on twitter.
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.