He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD