ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
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ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall