we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.