i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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