i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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