so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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