I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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