This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize
