When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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