i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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