Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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