How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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