so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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