chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
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He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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