K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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