their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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