i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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