I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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