im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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