woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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