At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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