1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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