Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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