whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
These tits shall not be calmed
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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