you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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