How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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