i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
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I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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