I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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