She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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