Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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