If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Randomize
