Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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