There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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