how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
FUCK WHALES
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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