Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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