I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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