your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Randomize