there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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