2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
i now understand why vodka
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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