so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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