Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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