windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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