sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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