theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Two words: nipple clamps
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