so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
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Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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